Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens

0l1v3r: KAN I h4ve sum m0r??
Admin: its gr00l lol
f4g4n: check out my mega -h4x
pedestrian1: hay who stole my wallet?
pedestrian1: wtf h4x?!
f4g4n: xD pwned
01v3r: lol

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain

huckl3burry: d00d this river is sooo laggy
j1m: lol
conartist: k admin here i need like twenty silver from you guys
conartist: +10 pts for faggotry
huckl3burry: omg h4x0r!!!
j1m: racists =(
t0msoyr: were rich lol

Romeo and Juliet by Shakespeare

r0me0: asl?
ju1337: 13/f/next door
ju1337: u?
r0me0: 16/m/next door
ju1337: <3
r0me0: <3<3
m3rkyewti0: wtf
r0me0: guys admin is here
ju1337: =(
r0me0: =( =(
mont4gue: omg h4x!!!
c4pu1337: pwnedz0r
c4pu1337: =(

Fences by August Wilson

teeR0y: i fragz0r n00bs at baseb4ll
r0z3: stfu nigga
teeR0y: woman plz
teeR0y: admin btw
Ko/2y: i fragz0r n00bs at footb4ll
Ko/2y: KAN I B ADMIN??
teeR0y: nigga plz
teeR0y: lol 

 

 

The Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger:

h01d3n: lol ware r teh ducks??/
[DuxKlan]c0nw@y: /run quack.exe ur gonna gt pwn3d XD
[DuxKlan]c0nw@y: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
[DuxKlan]c0nw@y: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
h01d3n: wtf hax0rz!!11
mrAnto1337y: holden asl wanna cyber lol
h01d3n: this game is teh ph0nyz im out n00b

 

~Ben Johns 

 

Here is my version of Lord Of The Flies by William Golding

/24Lph: LOL i rool the isl4nd
J4x: O RLY?
/24Lph: Ya RLY...
J4x: NO WAI....run s4v4ges&bl00dlust.exe
Psym0n: OMG h4xx0r!
J4x: WTF is dis n00b?
Psym0n: It's Jesus, LOL.
/24Lph: STFU, u dont h4ve teh c0nch, level out.....
P1337: Yeah, wh4t he sed.
Be4st: RAWR!
P1337: OMG Admin is here!!!!
J4x: This servar sux

 

 

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man - James Joyce

st3v31E: LoL i totaly p3wned teh literary kontest!!!11!!
st3v31E: party's on me
family1: rawr!
family2: rawr!
family3: rawr!
De4dd4lust: IrElAnD ROXORS!!!!!1
st3v31E: yo level outt noob
p1nkprostie: st3v31E a/s/l???/
st3v31E: 16/m/Belvedere Kollege
p1nkprostie: wanna cyber lol
st3v31E: lolololololololok
st3v31E: im totallly bummin =(=(