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To the Editors...
by Bob Ryan and Dan McKeever

To the Editors,

 

            In regards to the sickening senior “prank,” (if such a word is applicable), we feel that the degree of punishment for the students involved has been atrociously ill-fitting. These crimes were nothing short of heinous in nature and malicious in intent, and to say that these students need to be punished to the full extent of the law is a gross understatement. While the merits of capital punishment have been debated, it certainly begs consideration in the case of these hellhounds. Should these dangerous hooligans be allowed to run free in the sterling streets of Fayetteville-Manlius?  I think we can all agree that these students are “rotten eggs” that should have been disposed of with the rest of F-M's trash years ago like so many Styrofoam lunch trays. Ten years ago a good tar and feathering would have ensured the service of justice, but these devil children have cleverly avoided the swift iron fist of justice for too long. These students took advantage of our pristine school, waiting until she was dormant and vulnerable when, at the opportune moment, they slipped in the back door and brutally ravaged her insides. These students are poisonous byproducts of the silver-spoon, platinum-collar, money-drenched oligarchy that whispers serpentine words into the ear of F-M's school board. THEY MUST SEE JUSTICE.  If these goblins aren't sitting in “Ol' Sparky's” lap in short order, then the trumpets of Armageddon will have sounded on American democracy.

 

Sincerely,

 

Roland “Values” Jones

Hughes “Justice” Hammond

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